science side of tumblr tell me why this dick so bomb

(Source: commonbee, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

(Source: clarityandsoundwaves, via elliegalaxies)

cursethegoldfish:

My mom asked who Ariana Grande was and my dad shouted from across the house “A VERY LARGE ARIANA!”

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